Congresswoman Says Botched Plastic Surgery Most Important Issue Facing U.S.

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Man Running After Bus Delights Bus Occupants

CLEVELAND—Among the factors that contributed to the overall feeling of joy among those lucky enough to witness the spectacle, was the fact that the man was not in very good physical shape, an indication that the act of running was in all likelihood his last recourse.
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Congresswoman Says Botched Plastic Surgery Most Important Issue Facing U.S.

Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all.
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