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Onion Special Report

Couple Keeps It Interesting By Bickering In Different Positions, Rooms

Saying that spontaneity is key to spicing up a marriage, local couple Dale and Barbara Patterson told reporters Wednesday they’ve kept their relationship interesting over the years by bickering in a variety of different positions ... Full article.

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