Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It's Fucking Paris 

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Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It's Fucking Paris 

According to locals waiting for the westbound number 66 shuttle at Chicago Avenue and Racine Avenue, a young man and woman seated on a bench at the bus stop are currently making out like it’s fucking Paris or something.

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