Cowboys' Presumed Thanksgiving Win To Cause Nation To Vomit Up Dinners

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Cowboys' Presumed Thanksgiving Win To Cause Nation To Vomit Up Dinners

Reggie and Kenny helm a very special Thanksgiving GOOMF, stuffing their mouths full of turkey and talking about how the Cowboys make everyone want to vomit.

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