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Cowboys' Presumed Thanksgiving Win To Cause Nation To Vomit Up Dinners

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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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Cowboys' Presumed Thanksgiving Win To Cause Nation To Vomit Up Dinners

Reggie and Kenny helm a very special Thanksgiving GOOMF, stuffing their mouths full of turkey and talking about how the Cowboys make everyone want to vomit.

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