Cubs Finally Remove Wrigley Field Ivy After Third Outfielder Hangs Himself On A Vine

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The Pretending Hour

NBC 9:00 p.m. EDT/8:00 p.m. CDT Two people dress up like investigators and pretend to track a made-up murderer with the help of costumes, fake guns, and names different than their birth names

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Microsoft Announces First-Ever Quarterly Loss

Software giant Microsoft reported a quarterly loss for the first time since the company went public in 1986, losing $492 million in the most recent quarter due to a major write-down in its online division.
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Cubs Finally Remove Wrigley Field Ivy After Third Outfielder Hangs Himself On A Vine

In a Face Off of bile-screaming proportions, Doc and Kenny debate Wrigley Field's removal of its noose-friendly vines, the NBA’s 30 team trade, and Peyton Manning's elite shopping abilities.

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