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152 Languages 811 Countries 9 Billion Viewers ONN International Denmark The National Tourism Board unveiled a new 20 million Euro promotional campaign this week, directed by Denmark's most beloved filmmaker, Lars Von Trier. Mr. Von Trier's ability to work with such disparate Danish themes such as rape, incest, and the inherently evil nature of society make him a national treasure. The first exciting television ad, which was filmed entirely on camera phones using only natural light and actors who were kept in sensory-deprivation chambers for sixteen days prior to shooting, will begin airing across Europe later this week. Here's a sneak peek. Jorn! Jorn! Mother. Come explore Denmark's outdoors. But the Tourism Board expects the ads to pay off hugely by attracting young urban professionals, who are the most in need of having their egos shattered. The hip new ad, called "Nightlife," will air on MTV Europe tomorrow. It was at this very spot where I was first raped. It was I who raped you. Youthful Denmark. Von Trier is also playing up Denmark's enchanting romantic side, touting it as the perfect place to begin a doomed love affair. Fall in love in Denmark. The ads took over one year to complete due to Von Trier's decision to wire his own jaw shut and communicate with the cast and crew in a form of sign language he created himself. Moving on, will the world ever threaten our dominance in indoor handball? Still ahead: FDA recalls grenades accidentally approved for human consumption.