Desperate Earth Begins Accelerating Rotation In Effort To Hurl Humankind Off Surface

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Desperate Earth Begins Accelerating Rotation In Effort To Hurl Humankind Off Surface

The nation dredges up its last remaining reserves of grief, a study finds that anxiety can be resolved if you think about it real hard, and a woman who cracked three separate iPhone screens is expecting a baby boy this August. It's the week of May 24, 2013.