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Scientists Theorize Sun Could Support Fire-Based Life

WASHINGTON—In an announcement that could forever change the way scientists study the hydrogen-based star, NASA researchers published a comprehensive study today theorizing that the sun may be capable of supporting fire-based lifeforms.
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Developing: Residents Embrace Bizarre New Bird Species

White Wing, an odd, never-before-seen bird is now a welcomed sight in the town of Shiner, TX.

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