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Doctor Recalls Average-Looking Sibling Who Inspired Him To Go Into Cosmetic Surgery

Saying he had witnessed up close the daily hardships endured by a young person impaired by a bland, unremarkable appearance, local doctor Daniel Barrett told reporters Wednesday how growing up with an average-looking brother inspired him to become a cosmetic surgeon. Full article.

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