Donald Trump Under Pressure To Prove He's Not A Pathetic Sack Of Human Scum

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Mariano Rivera Yelled At For Blowing Save

NEW YORK—Following Mariano Rivera's second consecutive blown save Sunday, coaches and executives led the11-time All Star and World Series MVP into an office, slammed the door shut, and reamed him out for several minutes, team sources reported.
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Donald Trump Under Pressure To Prove He's Not A Pathetic Sack Of Human Scum

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