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Onion Special Report

Excited Man Only 2 Therapy Sessions Away From Resolving Issues

CHERRY HILL, NJ—After over seven years of weekly meetings with his psychiatrist, 35-year-old Chris Vaughan told reporters Friday he is thrilled to be just two 45-minute sessions away from completely resolving all of his problems.

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