Extravagant New Window Blinds Inspired By The Latest Styles From Venice

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Japanese pharmaceutical company Otsuka has announced plans to put their sports drink Pocari Sweat on the moon in a specially equipped container bearing their logo, which, if successful, would be the first time a commercial product has been flown to the mo...

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Extravagant New Window Blinds Inspired By The Latest Styles From Venice

Congress splits into male and female senators to discuss the newest reproductive bill, a man feels guilty about chowing down at the 9/11 museum café, and extravagant new window blinds are inspired by the latest styles from Venice. It's the week of May 16, 2014.

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