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FAA Issues Holiday Reminder That Planes Can Crash And Kill You

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FAA Issues Holiday Reminder That Planes Can Crash And Kill You

In advance of a busy holiday season, the FAA has offered helpful tips to deal with the fact that any airplane can crash and kill you at any time.

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