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GREENVILLE, SC—In response to the presidential candidate’s unsatisfactory answer to a question about the economic effects of environmental regulations, Koch Industries CEO Charles Koch reportedly ordered a sniper positioned in the rafters of the Greenville Peace Center to fire a warning shot near Marco Rubio’s podium during Saturday’s Republican debate.
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The G7 is unable to get its deposit back on a shipment of ‘G8 Summer Getaway’ T-Shirts, 87% of a man’s memories are shame-based, and a fully gentrified neighborhood is all cheese shops. It's the week of March 28, 2014.

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