Concerned about your privacy while using Google? The internet giant says it understands. Google is now offering users a chance to opt out, and live in privacy in a remote mountain village. Tech Trends reporter Jeff Tate has more. Thanks Theresa. They call it the 'Opt Out Village'. And it's just what you would expect from Google. If you want to keep your information private, all you have to do is move to our 22-acre Opt-Out village and not speak to anyone from the outside world. It's very simple. Just go to the Google front page, click the Opt-Out button. And in minutes, a van will come to your house and pick you up. That same day a team of Google privacy experts eliminates your home address, guaranteeing it will no longer appear on Google local pages. And, after just 2 days in the back of a van, you're there. In the village, we can guarantee that there is no chance of Google reading your emails because there are no computers. And, because they are also monitored and tracked by Google, there are no banks, or hospitals. Residents will be expected to know how to grow food suture wounds, and bury corpses by hand, if they plan to opt out. And Google has gone the extra mile to ensure that users who choose to opt out are given complete privacy in their new home. A 30-foot tall, 10-foot thick, physical data security wall keeps all former Google users from leaving the village until they decide they want to start using Google again. The Opt-Out village can't even be seen by Google satellites, because the entire town is enclosed with a large metal box with no openings. Google says those wishing to opt back in to using Google after their time in the village, will be allowed to do so if they agree to be branded with a whimsical 'G' on their foreheads to label them doubters. If you don't want to give us complete access to your most private thoughts and feelings, that's fine. Ah, you can just toy on the hinterlands, and die young. And Carter says the Opt-Out village is already getting rave reviews. One of the first village residents sent this letter praising the total privacy inside the village, saying "all alone, no light, hard to breathe". Now that's one man whose data is secure. For the Onion News Network, I'm Jeff Tate. Thanks Jeff. If you have any questions about the Opt-Out village, type them in an email to a friend and Google will get back to you within 24 hours. And in just a minute, is your child missing out on teen-sex parties?