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Greyhound Now Offering Premium Upgrade To Slightly Less Disgusting Seats
DALLAS—In an effort to cater toward customers seeking a slightly less revolting bus-riding experience, transportation giant Greyhound announced Thursday it is now offering its passengers premium upgrades to marginally less disgusting seats. Official...

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