Onion Special Report

Guy On Intense Cell Phone Call Walking Up And Down Block For Past 45 Minutes

NEW YORK—A man currently on a very intense cell phone call has been walking up and down the same city block for the past 45 minutes, periodically shaking his head and speaking brusquely to the individual on the other line, sources confirmed Thursday [Click For Full Story And Video]

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