Onion Special Report

Guy With 10,000 Tweets, 15 Followers About Ready To Hang It Up

Saying that he’s probably done all he could possibly do at this point, Twitter user Aaron Gartner confirmed Tuesday that after posting 10,000 tweets and accumulating just 15 followers, the 26-year-old is pretty much ready to pack it in and discontin...

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