The transportation secretary flips out on a pothole in Baltimore, a man wearing red glasses and pink pants is probably Dutch or something, and an Ohio Film Festival graphic designer decides to go with film reels for the O's. It's the week of May 14th, 2012.

  • Report: 14% Of Americans Now Intolerant To Word 'Gluten'

    2:28
  • Smooth Operator Also Forklift Operator

    1:59
  • Fully Gentrified Neighborhood All Cheese Shops

    2:19
  • Lowly Mortal Opens Portal To Hell

    2:26
  • Sexual Predator Gets Tenure

    2:45
  • Dog Held Against Will Inside Skype Window

    2:50
  • Empire State Building Reopens Spire To Visitors

    3:14
  • Self-Conscious Flasher Fully Clothed Under Trench Coat

    3:06
  • Keyboard’s Second Row A Veritable Who’s Who Of Special Punctuation Characters

    3:17
  • Fun Sticker Placed On Child's Ventilator

    3:03
  • New Program Provides Depressed Americans With Suicide Assistance Dogs

    2:56
  • Lunchbox Mostly Medication

    2:43
  • Hypochondriac Maple Tree Always Convinced It Has Asian Longhorn Beetles

    2:48
  • Blanket Of Snow Creates Illusion That Town Not A Total Shithole

    2:10
  • Onion Year In Review

    3:35
  • 8th Grader Caked In Makeup Probably Really Confident

    2:48
  • U.S. Continues Dependence On Foreign Toil

    2:43
  • Jack Palance Still Dead At 87

    2:46
  • Woman Unaware She's Only Person On Acid At James Taylor Concert

    2:53
  • Mom’s Head Rotates Demonically After Passing Sign For Antique Wicker Furniture

    2:55