Onion Special Report

High School For Performing Arts Student Dealing With Really Weird Social Pressures

PHILADELPHIA—Philadelphia High School for Performing and Visual Arts student Samantha Bylum, 16, told reporters this week that she is currently experiencing an overwhelming amount of pressure to conform to some really weird social norms. [CLICK FOR FULL STORY AND VIDEO]

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