Onion Special Report

High School Student, Teacher Applying For Same Summer Waitressing Job

PITTSFIELD, IL—Noting that it would be nice to finally have a little spending cash on hand, both Pittsfield High School junior Marissa Klemp and chemistry teacher Rebecca Murphy applied for the same seasonal waitress position at a local diner, so...

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