Onion News Network Today Now! Right now, we're going to talk about romance You know, there are a lot of ladies out there who've read all of the relationship books- "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus", "He's just not that into you". Right, they still find themselves in one destructive relationship after another. Right, but all that's going to change right now. Let's welcome Craig Wheedon, he's the author of the runaway bestseller, "Wake up! He's a Shapeshifter!" Craig, welcome to our show. It's good to see you. Jim, Tracy, it's always great to be here, thank you. Now Craig, a lot of women blame themselves because they end up dating one bad guy after another but you say that's wrong. Tracy, that's right. There are so many women out there that are fun, sexy and smart, but keep finding themselves dating complete jerks and then they read my book and it's like they wake up for the first time. It's not their fault, they're actually dating the same guy over and over. He just keeps taking different physical forms. -He's a Shapeshifter. -Right. Let's take a look here. There are 12 different types of Shapeshifters. All of them hate commitment and they would all sooner shift shapes again than take responsibility for their own actions. The lying Shapeshifter, the Shapeshifter who's too career oriented Ooh, the one who's bad at communicating, I know someone who's dated him That one gets around. You know, all this week we've been asking women to send in their relationship problems to us via the website. And we've pulled out a few of them to show you right now. Do you think you can help them Craig? Jim, Of course I can. I met my new boyfriend in a bar and he turned out to be just as shallow as the last boyfriend that I met at that bar. Craig, help! Anna, wake up, he's a Shapeshifter! All of those men are one man. Wake up. I love it. Well, that's right and I can't stress this enough. You have to be aware of the warning signs outlined in my book. And one of the biggest ones is if "He tells you he really isn't ready for anything serious" Oh, Tracy, at that point you may as well just peel off his outer layer and reveal his true reptilian form Well, Craig, we have another one to listen to. I don't know what to do, I tried to mix it up, after the last guy I broke up with, I dated his brother, his best friend, his best friends brother, his other brother and his cousin What am I doing wrong? Because I just don't see it. Rachel, I have three words for you, "He's a Shapeshifter!" It's so sad, really. Craig what should Rachel and women like her do? The best thing that they can do, is go to my website craigwheedon.com and buy a bottle of my Shapeshifter NaySpray. It doesn't smell like anything to you guys but to a Shapeshifter it smells terrible and if that doesn't work then maybe your problem is he's not a Shapeshifter, he's actually a robot from the future using a cloning devise to appear to be human. -Wow Check out my next book ladies- "Look out, he's an android" That's coming out in stores next month. Great! Craig Wheedon Thanks for being our guest again this morning and right now we have the inspirational story of a couple that overcame the loss of their son by having another son. Still ahead this hour... Five great breakfast wines.