00:00:00.000,00:00:03.000 Captions by www.SubPLY.com . . . . . . . . . . . . . 00:00:00.830,00:00:02.330 Today Now 00:00:16.420,00:00:17.590 Welcome back to Today Now. 00:00:17.780,00:00:19.780 You know, I just love cleaning my kitchen. 00:00:20.190,00:00:21.690 And what makes for a cleaner looking kitchen 00:00:21.890,00:00:23.390 than a freshly waxed floor. 00:00:23.790,00:00:25.330 That's true, but, you know, it could be a little bit more difficult 00:00:25.530,00:00:27.100 to do that than just plain mopping. 00:00:27.490,00:00:29.630 However, the shine is absolutely brilliant, 00:00:30.060,00:00:31.160 and it can last for weeks. 00:00:31.600,00:00:34.140 And our next guest is here to show us how to do it right. 00:00:34.570,00:00:38.370 Jerry Bloom, author of "Floor Waxing, the Do's and Don't's 00:00:38.770,00:00:40.270 You Absolutely Must Not Forget" 00:00:40.710,00:00:42.850 Hi, Jerry. - Hi. It's great to be here. 00:00:43.510,00:00:45.680 Thanks for joining us. Jerry, I think this floor 00:00:46.110,00:00:48.380 looks a little dull. Let's give it a good wax. 00:00:48.780,00:00:50.980 How do we get started? - Okay, first side Jim and Tracey, 00:00:51.420,00:00:53.820 the thing I really wanna stress is safety. 00:00:54.250,00:00:55.990 Okay. You don't want to wear slippery shoes. 00:00:56.580,00:00:58.560 Put on a pair of work shoes, - Okay. 00:00:58.760,00:01:00.230 or a pair of tennis shoes, in the very least. - Okay. 00:01:00.690,00:01:04.820 Wearing a pair of ten year old loafers with no treds is definitely a bad idea. 00:01:05.100,00:01:06.130 Okay, so everybody hear that? 00:01:06.330,00:01:08.600 We got our safety shoes on, now what? 00:01:09.070,00:01:11.740 Okay, just apply a very thin layer of wax. 00:01:12.240,00:01:15.440 You want to avoid any pools because that can do nothing 00:01:15.840,00:01:18.040 but increase the possibility of an awkward fall 00:01:18.480,00:01:19.950 that will change the way you look at the world 00:01:20.380,00:01:21.550 and the world looks at you. 00:01:21.980,00:01:23.810 Oh, that's a good tip. What's next, Jerry? 00:01:24.010,00:01:25.270 Okay. Could you hand me that rag, please? 00:01:25.650,00:01:27.550 Oh, here. Sure. Absolutely. - Thanks. 00:01:27.990,00:01:29.090 There you go. - There we go. 00:01:29.960,00:01:32.330 Now, if you do wax yourself into a corner, 00:01:32.930,00:01:36.500 try and not jump over the wax floor into the hallway. 00:01:37.100,00:01:38.030 No jumping. - Oh. 00:01:38.740,00:01:41.370 But if you do jump, try and avoid missing the floor 00:01:41.830,00:01:43.970 by several feet and falling backwards into the counter. 00:01:44.570,00:01:47.310 And if you do fall backwards, try and avoid 00:01:47.740,00:01:49.680 severing your fifth thoracic vertebrae, 00:01:50.080,00:01:52.880 because that's one of the ones that controls most of the body functions 00:01:53.350,00:01:54.720 you take for granted every day. 00:01:55.320,00:01:56.920 It looks like we're getting a little anatomy lesson here. - The ones you don't truly 00:01:57.120,00:01:59.920 appreciate until they're gone. - I hope you guys are all getting these 00:02:00.420,00:02:02.450 wonderful tips we're hearing here this morning. - Now if you do 00:02:02.860,00:02:05.200 sever the fifth thoracic vertebrae, make sure 00:02:05.390,00:02:06.490 that while you're laying on your back 00:02:06.690,00:02:08.390 staring up at the ceiling for five hours 00:02:08.590,00:02:09.830 waiting for someone to find you, 00:02:10.260,00:02:12.030 don't start blaming your misfortune on your wife. 00:02:12.600,00:02:15.000 Oh, that would be difficult for me to do, wouldn't it? 00:02:15.200,00:02:18.200 Even if it was her job to wax the floor but she asked you to do it instead. 00:02:18.410,00:02:20.340 So, really, it is her fault that you're now trapped 00:02:20.540,00:02:22.610 in a prison-like body. - Jerry, it's so great you do this. 00:02:23.010,00:02:23.910 But this can only lead to resentment, 00:02:24.340,00:02:25.940 which will ultimately lead to an ugly divorce, 00:02:26.550,00:02:29.050 and some of the loneliest, darkest years of your life. - Okay. 00:02:29.660,00:02:31.190 Alright, Jerry I tell ya, most men don't even know 00:02:31.380,00:02:32.850 how to load a dishwasher. - Oh, come on! 00:02:33.290,00:02:34.690 That's not true. - It is too. 00:02:35.090,00:02:36.160 Hey, Jerry. Give me that mop. Let me show her 00:02:36.560,00:02:38.130 that I know how to push the mop around the floor. 00:02:38.560,00:02:39.830 No, no, no, I can do it. - No, no, no, no really. 00:02:40.260,00:02:42.460 I gotta prove to Tracey that I'm not some male chauvinist. 00:02:42.660,00:02:44.130 No, no, no. It's all I can... - Let me have the... 00:02:44.330,00:02:47.130 No. This is all that I have. Get away. 00:02:47.770,00:02:48.840 Jerry Bloom, everyone. 00:02:49.270,00:02:50.980 Now you stay right where you are because coming up, 00:02:51.410,00:02:52.630 after the commercial break, we're gonna find out 00:02:52.830,00:02:55.550 which one of these eight children who needs a heart transplant 00:02:55.980,00:02:56.810 is actually gonna get one. 00:02:57.270,00:02:58.250 Stay with us. 00:02:59.050,00:03:05.120 Still Ahead This Hour... Turning your fallout shelter into a sex dungeon.