Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South

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Mugabe Heckled By Parliament

President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe was loudly derided as a murderer by the Movement for Democratic Change as he opened a meeting of parliament. What...
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Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South

Texas residents are relieved that the deadly Category 5 storm just missed them, destroying a horn-shaped land mass south of them instead.

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