'I Would Be Absolutely Perfect For This,' Report 1,400 People Looking At Same Job Posting

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'I Would Be Absolutely Perfect For This,' Report 1,400 People Looking At Same Job Posting

Upon coming across the same job posting Monday for a full-time position at a local startup company, an estimated 1,400 people reportedly described the opening as “a perfect fit” for their qualifications, saying it was exactly the opportunity they’ve been waiting for.