Ichiro Suzuki Convinces Yankee Teammates That It's Good Luck To Lick His Elbow

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Ichiro Suzuki Convinces Yankee Teammates That It's Good Luck To Lick His Elbow

Doc's back on the road and Kenny's at home as they yell about Roger Goodell secretly making the NFL's preseason games count, Ichiro Suzuki making the Yanks lick his elbow, and a fluctuating market for Tarvaris Jackson.

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