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Onion Special Report

Increasingly Worried Man Hasn't Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito

His face displaying mounting distress with each successive bite, local man Dillon Higstrom is nearly halfway through his burrito without yet having encountered any trace of guacamole, sources indicated Wednesday. Full article.

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