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00:00:01.070,00:00:04.070 Onion News Network 00:00:04.530,00:00:06.640 Today Now! 00:00:08.040,00:00:10.510 Stay tuned, a little later in the hour, we're going to talk about 00:00:10.740,00:00:12.310 what to do if your child is too sweaty. 00:00:12.610,00:00:14.510 But first, another celebrity has traveled to Africa, 00:00:14.680,00:00:16.620 to bring back an exciting addition to her family. 00:00:16.930,00:00:20.270 Today, Jennifer Aniston arrived in Ethiopia to sign the final papers, 00:00:20.450,00:00:23.050 to adopt a 33 year old man named Nagassi. 00:00:23.480,00:00:24.960 An adoption agency right here in the US, 00:00:25.380,00:00:28.100 helped Jen secure Nagassi from the east African orphanage, 00:00:28.400,00:00:29.930 where he was a part time grounds keeper. 00:00:30.160,00:00:32.100 Yes, and for more, let's check in with our own, 00:00:32.390,00:00:34.800 Onion News Network entertainment reporter, Alex Blair. 00:00:35.130,00:00:36.700 -Hey there guys. -It sounds like great news for Jen. 00:00:36.970,00:00:40.110 Oh, it is Tracy, Jen's friends and family are just so excited 00:00:40.410,00:00:42.380 that she'll finally have someone to share her life with. 00:00:42.680,00:00:44.600 -Right. -For years she's tried unsuccessfully, 00:00:44.780,00:00:45.990 to get a man the natural way. 00:00:46.150,00:00:47.990 -Oh, and now that she's getting older. -Yeah, exactly. 00:00:48.180,00:00:50.260 When Jen realized she couldn't secure a man in America, 00:00:50.380,00:00:53.180 she started looking into alternative methods of finding a man, 00:00:53.350,00:00:55.190 and that brought her to an adoption agency. 00:00:55.700,00:00:57.090 -Right. -Ooh, I bet he took to her right away. 00:00:57.360,00:00:59.830 Not exactly Tracy. At first he was a little shy. 00:01:00.090,00:01:01.820 -Sure. -But Jen wasn't worried, you guys. 00:01:02.060,00:01:03.360 She apparently took him in her arms and said, 00:01:03.740,00:01:06.570 "you're mine now, you'll be with me forever, you're not going anywhere". 00:01:06.830,00:01:08.130 -He's really cute. -Yeah. 00:01:08.480,00:01:12.190 These photos come from the day Jen took Nagassi to a wildlife preserve in Kenya. 00:01:12.280,00:01:13.500 Alex, they already look like a family. 00:01:13.770,00:01:15.290 -Oh, that's so nice. -Isn't it? 00:01:15.410,00:01:18.380 Now I hear that Nagassi recently threw a little tantrum. 00:01:18.680,00:01:20.410 -Oh, oh. -Yes, well friends say Nagassi 00:01:20.550,00:01:24.030 was upset with Jen because he wanted to go back to his home and his family, 00:01:24.260,00:01:27.640 so Jen sent him to her room and made him stay there with her for a few days, 00:01:27.890,00:01:28.790 until he calmed down. 00:01:29.100,00:01:30.860 It's very important to be strict, at least in the beginning. 00:01:31.000,00:01:31.970 -Sure. -It really is. 00:01:32.070,00:01:34.900 Now to be fair, she has been facing some criticism though, hasn't she Alex? 00:01:35.130,00:01:37.310 Well, that's true Jim, Nagassi will be leaving 00:01:37.550,00:01:39.310 a wife and two children behind in Ethiopia, 00:01:39.470,00:01:43.300 but Jen has set up a very generous charitable fund for their village. 00:01:43.470,00:01:44.270 Oh, I love her. 00:01:44.400,00:01:46.220 Well we wish them all the best of luck, don't we? 00:01:46.370,00:01:47.470 -We sure do. -And thank you so much Alex, 00:01:47.670,00:01:48.680 for being with us this morning. 00:01:48.880,00:01:49.520 Sure thing guys. 00:01:49.710,00:01:52.030 Now of course this is the second time Jennifer Aniston 00:01:52.180,00:01:53.890 has tried to aquire a man from overseas, 00:01:54.220,00:01:55.890 following last year's attempt to smuggle in 00:01:56.050,00:01:58.620 that twenty nine year rice farmer from Cambodia, 00:01:58.750,00:02:01.450 who tragically died in his shipping container on the voyage over. 00:02:01.740,00:02:02.750 That Jen, she's just had the worst luck. 00:02:03.090,00:02:04.760 She really has, alright, right after the break, 00:02:04.950,00:02:07.120 we're going to check in with our own chef, Adam Scott, 00:02:07.360,00:02:10.320 who is covering the violence over in Afghanistan. 00:02:10.800,00:02:12.190 Still ahead this hour... 00:02:12.420,00:02:14.730 How to unlead your own gasoline.