Joad Cressbeckler Denies He Incited Mob To Drag Congressman Through Briar Patch

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Joad Cressbeckler Denies He Incited Mob To Drag Congressman Through Briar Patch

Joad says he can't be blamed for Rep. Cummings being dragged through a briar patch just because he called for the congressman to be dragged through a briar patch.

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