The tail end of my sit and talk without talking about the best way to bring an ox head over to Joad's web for all exclusive continents and what have you. Got all kinds of wares a sellin' too. You get your Congress T-shirt thereabouts. Now I've been thinking on it, about all them Mexican Spaniards being caught dead in the American desert, and it seems fellows out there seeking fortune by husslin' cross the dry land with nothing to feed on but gol'nippers and cactus root. Got more American in them than these gueen boys in Congress. Now, Joad's got Roberto Chaves sitting on the screen. He's running a sports system what'll help these poncho walkers and I salute him. -Thank you, Joad I appreciate you taking up this issue. Because of our faulty policies immigrants are dying every day. Berto, if a man ain't cook crisp on a hell fire desert ain't he ought to be left on his own? -Well, right, Joad. Immigrants are desperate for a better way of life, and will do whatever it takes. -We need the strongest of these crude backward browns to keep us all alive. I see the ones who can swim the Rio Grande too. 'Berto, you swim that border river to get here, ain't you? Joad, not all Mexicans came here by swimming the Rio Grande. No, no, no, I got sympathy. I crossed Duron lake in a barrel myself using hands as paddles. Lived off the Carp, what jumped at me. Now, you swam that river or ain't you? -No, Joad, actually I was born here. What do you know about hard working, never swam no river? What kinda man are you, Berto, chiseler? -No Joad, my parents they were immigrants just like many immigrants they deserved... I say you ain't never knowed a man 'till you seen his teeth. Show em your teeth. Too many teeth rotting out shows you're dishonest in the mind. You've got strong manful teeth, Berto, I apologize. Close up. Well, Joad, what America needs is a common sense immigration policy. Come on, stop sniffin' Mexican start sniffin' for cole rep thiving money barrels. -We will never secure our borders with a failed policy like we... -Now my boregard can sniff the guilt out on a man's hide. He'll start barking like a buck skin any crime. Come up here, bud. I'll pass this old fellow on to you right now Berto. Joad, what America needs is... -You good hound. Here you go. That's sweet. Yeah. Tune in tomorrow morning to Today Now! We'll look back at Jim's week as a polygamist. -Oh, it's going to be fun!