John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John Christmas Album Plunges Nation Into Double-Dip Recession

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John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John Christmas Album Plunges Nation Into Double-Dip Recession

Financial markets were thrown into chaos and consumer confidence plunged to its lowest level in decades Tuesday following the commercial release of This Christmas, a new holiday album by John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John that economists confirmed had thrust the nation into a severe double-dip recession.

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