Kangaroo Decides He'll Get There Faster By Just Running

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Kangaroo Decides He'll Get There Faster By Just Running

Lyndon Johnson pulls ahead in a poll of the nation’s Alzheimer’s patients, an area man is on a personal mission to explain why universally enjoyed things are bad, and a poll finds that 100 percent of the nation’s homosexuals prefer the release of the Onion Book of Known Knowledge to the legalization of gay marriage. It’s the week of October 17, 2012.

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