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Keyboard’s Second Row A Veritable Who’s Who Of Special Punctuation Characters

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Keyboard’s Second Row A Veritable Who’s Who Of Special Punctuation Characters

An Olympian has always dreamed of one day having fun with friends, the nation’s girlfriends admit that absolutely everything’s riding on Valentines Day, and a keyboard’s second row is a veritable who’s who of special punctuation characters. It's the week of February 14, 2014.

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