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Onion Special Report

Kidnappers' Demands Only Make Sense Given Economy 

Detectives from the New York Police Department confirmed that a list of demands received Wednesday from the abductors of 14-year-old Julia Weatherford, the daughter of multimillionaire financier Austin Weatherford, only make sense given the state of the n...

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