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Lance Armstrong's Publicity Team Playing Up The 1993 Norway Road Race Title He Still Has

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Lance Armstrong's Publicity Team Playing Up The 1993 Norway Road Race Title He Still Has

Doc and Kenny read and shout the mail, with letters about the racist Cleveland Indians, Lance Armstrong in Norway, a shy Adrian Gonzalez, and a special surprise in this season finale.

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