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Leaf From "Tree Of Life" Frontrunner For Best Actor Oscar

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Leaf From "Tree Of Life" Frontrunner For Best Actor Oscar

On Star Fix, entertainment insiders say this might be the year Hollywood's favorite leaf, which has appeared in more than 70 films, finally takes home the Academy Award.

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