Legendary Stalker Of Female Athletes Retires

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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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Legendary Stalker Of Female Athletes Retires

The stalking game won't be the same without the legendary Bill Ansler, whose achievements in becoming obsessed with female athletes of all stripe will likely never be matched.

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