London Authorities Cracking Down On Dangerous "Night Olympics"

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London Authorities Cracking Down On Dangerous "Night Olympics"

Doc has finally arrived in London to crash his face with Kenny's over the dangerous Night Olympics, the shot putters' glorious forearms, and the Queen's likely racism.

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