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Man Approaching Attractive Woman Fails To Notice Chelsea Handler Book Until It's Too Late

An area man is winded after a particularly lengthy Wendy's order, the NRA sets 1,000 killed in a school shooting as the amount it would take them to reconsider much of anything, and a Ford assembly line worker is thinking about asking out a cute welding robot from work. It's the week of May 28th, 2012.

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