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Man Moving To New City Never Took Time To Truly Loathe Surroundings

Days before he was set to relocate to Denver for work, four-year Chicago resident Paul Marsden lamented Wednesday that he never really took the time to detest the city he called home for nearly half a decade. Full article.

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