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Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup

Touting it as their most stylish and advanced beauty product to date, officials from global cosmetics brand Maybelline unveiled Thursday the Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask, a flexible facial covering that can be worn over the head in lieu of makeup. Full article.

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