Middle-Aged Funeral Director Buys Flashy Red Hearse

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Average Teen Will Spend $1,139 On Prom

Following a brief downturn in recent years due to the flagging economy, the average teen’s spending on prom this year is expected to rise to $1,139, with much of that money supplied by parents to pay for tickets, attire, hairstyling, and transportat...

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Middle-Aged Funeral Director Buys Flashy Red Hearse

A study finds that wolf attacks are still the leading cause of death in America, a man says 'fuck it' and eats lunch and 10:58 a.m., and Dzhokar Tsarnaev posts bail. It's the week of April 26, 2013.

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