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Onion Special Report

Middle-Aged Waiter Sadly Not Involved In Any Creative Endeavor

Though 48 years old and employed full time waiting tables at a New American bistro, local man Phillip Ames sadly does not spend his downtime working on any creative side projects, sources reported Thursday. Full article.

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