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Minnesota Braces For Return Of Bachmann's Full Attention 

A fight kind of runs out of steam 15 seconds in, George Washington laments that his vision of the future has not been realized, and Philip Morris releases its new line of Marlboro PM cigarettes. It's the week of January 9th, 2012.

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