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Mitt Romney Terrified What Will Happen If He Ever Stops Running For President

DAYTON, OH—Claiming that running for president of the United States is all he knows, Republican nominee Mitt Romney has confided to aides that he is terrified of what will happen to him if he ever stops campaigning [CLICK FOR FULL STORY AND VIDEO]

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