Mom’s Bathing Suit Just One Giant, Body-Eclipsing Ruffle

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Mom’s Bathing Suit Just One Giant, Body-Eclipsing Ruffle

A battleship is awkwardly propped up against the Ferguson Police Department, an area Facebook user is incredibly stupid, and a local mom’s bathing suit is just one giant, body-eclipsing ruffle. It's the week of August 22, 2014.

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