Mom’s Bathing Suit Just One Giant, Body-Eclipsing Ruffle

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God Knocked Unconscious By DirectTV Satellite

THE HEAVENS—Noting that He was a little shaken but would be all right, sources confirmed Friday that the Lord God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, was struck by a DirecTV satellite approximately 22,000 miles above earth, rendering Him unconscious for ...
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Mom’s Bathing Suit Just One Giant, Body-Eclipsing Ruffle

A battleship is awkwardly propped up against the Ferguson Police Department, an area Facebook user is incredibly stupid, and a local mom’s bathing suit is just one giant, body-eclipsing ruffle. It's the week of August 22, 2014.

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