Mom’s Head Rotates Demonically After Passing Sign For Antique Wicker Furniture

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Onion Sports’ NFL Week 10 Picks

OSN shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in this weekend’s NFL week 10 games: Redskins at Vikings OSN’s Lock Of The Week: Redskins – If the Redskins were to lose this game 34-27, i...

FDA To Ban All Trans Fats

The FDA proposed new guidelines that would ban nearly all artificial trans fats, which are found in products such as frosting, margarine, microwave popcorn, and frozen pizza, a measure that they say could prevent 20,000 heart attacks a year.
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Mom’s Head Rotates Demonically After Passing Sign For Antique Wicker Furniture

The Centers for Disease Contraction urges Americans to suck doorknobs, a suburban mom wows her family with her most androgynous look yet, and a Red Sox fan dedicates the garbage can he is lighting on fire to the Boston Marathon victims. It's the week of November 1, 2013.

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