Mr. Met Takes Out Frustration On Fans At Citi Field

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Vol 47 Issue 26

Music Festival Tips

This summer promises to be a vibrant one for music festivals, due to the growing popularity of the Pitchfork Festival, Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, and others.

Buying Someone A Drink

When you see someone you're interested in during a night out, it's common to buy them a drink. Here are some etiquette guidelines to consider before you make your move:
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Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...

Mr. Met Takes Out Frustration On Fans At Citi Field

After 3 billion seasons on earth, Fall has been canceled, a shiny bobbing object fascinates the fish community, and a bee stuck between the screen and the front door is going fucking nuts. It's the week of June 27th, 2011.

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