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Onion Special Report

Nation Terrified After Millions Lose Consciousness For 8 Whole Hours Last Night

The nation remained in a state of fear and panic this afternoon, following confirmed reports that hundreds of millions of Americans—nearly the entire population of the country—had fully and inexplicably lost consciousness for eight hours last night. Full article.

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