Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'
Girlfriends' spokesperson Kelly Ambrose joins us in the Financial Fallout Shelter to discuss why Boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal sense right now.
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We begin with up to the minute financial
fallout shelter coverage
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of today's top story.
The nation's girlfriends continue to press
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for an economic recovery plan
they say could save the nation
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as much as $220 billion annually,
if their boyfriends simply agree
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to move in with them.
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Prominent girlfriends from across the country
testified before Congress earlier today.
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Our plan could dramatically cut expenditures
for more than 1.2 million American couples,
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who basically live together anyway,
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if you look at how much time
they spend with each other.
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There has been some criticism that
you're pushing America's boyfriends,
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that it's not time for
this type of situation.
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Congressman Ingersol, this is not even
about wanting to live together,
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even though a lot of us have been
together with our boyfriends
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from anywhere between
a year and three years,
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and everyone who knows us
says we're the perfect couple.
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In a recession, it just doesn't
make any sense for two people
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who say they love each other,
to pay separate rents.
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Joining us now live from Washington,
is a spokeswoman
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for the nation's girlfriends,
Kelly Ambrose.
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Welcome, Kelly.
- Hello Andrea.
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Now you and the other girlfriends
have been very vocal about this plan
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in the past few days.
Why the sudden push?
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Andrea, the slogan of our
movement is, "It's Time".
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This plan just makes sense
for us financially.
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But some boyfriends have said there are
other ways to save money,
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like, not going out for expensive dinners
and extraneous brunches.
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Or not taking that trip to Vermont
to see the leaves change.
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Yes, but in our plan we don't
have to make cuts. In fact, - I see.
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we could even use some of the money
we save on sports things,
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or whatever boyfriends want.
- But, isn't there a-
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And our plan will also
encourage consumer spending,
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since having new apartments would
spur an anticipated 45% increase
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in dinner parties, cocktail parties,
maybe even a Halloween party
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with fun drinks that have Halloween related
names. - Now, some boyfriends have been
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dragging their feet on this issue.
- That's right. Do the nation's boyfriends
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want to sit there just watching
our national debt grow and grow
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while their stupid roommate Chad
hangs out in the living room
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playing video games 24 hours a day.
- Sure.
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So the boyfriend can never watch a movie,
even if his girlfriend brings over a DVD
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that she has rented.
- OK, well we have
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a boyfriend representative Jake Larson,
here with us to help provide
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another perspective on this issue.
- Hi, Andrea. Thank you.
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Hi Kels.
- Hi hunny.
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Now Jake, you're familiar with
the girlfriends' plan, correct?
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Yes, I've been briefed on it several times,
and it's our contention that things are fine.
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This doesn't have to be
a big deal.
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But you have stated that the plan could
"tie the nation's boyfriends into
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long-term living arrangements that could
inhibit future independence." - Right.
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Inhibit, you mean like, smothering?
Is that how you think of this plan? - No.
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No, I never used that word.
- But you did imply it.
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It was in your tone Jake.
- I... I... Look. I really don't
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want to argue about this.
- OK, we're not arguing Jake,
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we're just talking.
- Well, can we discuss this another time?
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Like, tomorrow.
- Well, what's going to change
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between now and tomorrow?
- Why would we talk about this tomorrow,
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we are already talking about this now.
- Jake, if there's some reason you're opposed
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to this plan, you can say so
and nobody will be mad.
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You know I just feel like it's too soon.
- OK. - Fine. - Fine then.
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Thank you for being with us.
- Thank you.
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Later in the hour, we'll talk to
the nation's mothers about
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what this plan means for the possibility
of them ever having grandchildren.
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Moving on, a study finds that
most Americans' retirement plans consist
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of finding a briefcase of money.
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Will there be any provisions made
for game days during football season?
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Yes, the girlfriends love football.
And they can make snacks and dips
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and cookies for all the guys.
It'll be fun.
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Now, some of this research
dates back to August 2006.
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Why had you begun planning
a move the very same year
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many of the girls
met their boyfriends?
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That research was preliminary.
It never hurts to be prepared.
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But what about when
John moved in with Tara,
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and then she dumped him and
he had to find a roommate on Craig's List?
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That was a highly unusual situation,
congressman.
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Yes, Tara is my friend,
but you know how she is.
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And what is this about a waffle maker?
- Come on, representatives of Congress.
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It is vital that you do something to
incentivize the boyfriends
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to see that this is right for the nation,
because it is.
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And what if the nation's
economy turns around?
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Would we then consider having
two places again?
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Are you implying that the boyfriends
would want to move out?
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Why would they want to do that
when things are great
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and we are trying so hard
to make them happy?
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